【TOMO雙語爆】傳塔利班最高領導 口角中身亡

出版時間:2015/12/07 22:17

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根據阿富汗官方說法,塔利班領導人上週已在巴基斯坦邊境城市奎達(Quetta)死亡。

上週二,塔利班組織中,互相內鬨的派系,聚集在該武裝組織的仲裁者家中。

據說他們原本要和談,但席間爆發爭執。

似乎沒人知道,他們究竟是為了什麼爭吵,但據信雙方因而開火,塔利班最高領導人曼蘇爾(Mullah Akhtar Muhammad Mansour)死於槍戰中。

就現有資訊看來,他們爭吵的話題,可能是…卡戴珊(Khloe Kardashian)應該跟歐登(Lamar Odom)復合嗎?當然不應該!

或者,他們是在爭論誰的老婆比較漂亮?嗯…右邊那個吧!

我們只知道…塔利班組織斷然否認曼蘇爾死亡的消息。該組織發言人甚至承諾,要公布語音錄音,證明領導人還活著。

可是當今這年代,要證明一個人還活著,語音錄音太弱了吧!

英文原文:

The Taliban's head honcho was reportedly killed near the Pakistani border city of Quetta earlier this week, according to Afghan government officials.

Rival Taliban factions gathered on Tuesday at the home of the militant group's main judicial official.

They were there for what were supposed to have been peace talks, but an argument reportedly broke out.

Over what exactly, nobody appears to know, but the dispute is believed to have led to a shootout that in turn led to the death of the Taliban Emir, Mullah Akhtar Muhammad Mansour.

For all we know, the fight could've been about, say, whether or not Khloe Kardashian should take Lamar Odom back. She shouldn't!

Or maybe who's wife is more pleasing to the eye. Hmm... let's say the one on the right!

What IS known, however, is that the Taliban are flatly denying claims regarding the Mullah's death. A spokesman for the group even promised to soon release an audio recording of his leader to prove once and for all he’s still alive.

Dude... come on... in this day and age you're gonna need more than just an audio recording to prove your homeboy’s not dead... 


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